Foxxy Love

Voice

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:28:00 GMT

Is it hot in here o' is it jus' Foxxy?

[some shuffling and the sound of fabric moving around]

Ahh, dass much bettuh. Anibody wanna piece o' this?

((Foxxy has been affected by Bast's lowered inhibition presents, and is now going to be walking around Purgatorium completely naked. Also, if she sees a hot guy (or girl!) walk by, she's going to jump them and try to...well, it's Foxxy XD use your immaginiation. Feel free to have her jump one of your characters.))

Sat, 10 May 2008 22:08:07 GMT

I's outta money fo' booze.

Ain't the world ENDED yet?

Wed, 07 May 2008 03:56:13 GMT

End o' th'world, huh?

Y'know what we gotta do?

GET DRUNK!

Mon, 05 May 2008 18:52:39 GMT

Fin'ly, s'm ennertainment 'round here!

Memeology-
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this with your name followed by "ology"

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your terminal?
Termi-whuh? I thought this wos a compootuh!

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
They ain't no tv's down here. Is sucks ass! I's missin' Drawn Together!

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed. Tho mah left ain't too bad >3

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Plenny o'anithins. Fr'm mah womb.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
a pencil.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Knocked out AN' knocked up.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Hellz no! Happens too off'n aniway!

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Foxxy Washington.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Orr'nge. An' white. Use yo' 'magination on dat lass one >D

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Oooooh yeah >D

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Foxxy wuld kiss a membuh of the same, opposite, o' wtf sex fo' free! An' mo'n dat >D

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Hellz no.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
never WHUUUUUUUH?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Foxxy could retire early if she could keep fin'in' gigs like dat.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Sho'! Dass good stuff.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Y'all evuh WATCH th'show?

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Condoms.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Maaaaaaan Foxxy used t'watch dat movie alll th'time!

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Umm....s'm sorta rotten moldy thin'. Doessat count as carpet?

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. Tho' s'mtimes I's against th'wall >D

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Mah feets too ugly fo'dat.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who sent you a text message?
Xandy. Where th'hell'd mah phone go aniway?

Q: Last person who called you?
Cap'n Hero.

Q: Person you hugged?
Xandy. Man, I miss dat boy.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
Threesome >D

Q: Season?
Summuh.

Q: Color?
Black an' blue, like you is aftuh a night wit' Foxxy >D

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
~~Po' li'l~~ Timmy. ~~Mommy misses you.~~

Q: Mood?
Bored an' horny.

Q: Listening to?
Nuthin'. Iss too damn quiet in dis place!

Q: Watching?
Nuthin'

Q: Worrying about?
How Foxxy gonna git these stains outta her shirt.

Q: Wearing?
Whutchoo wan' Foxxy wearin'? >D

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Back t'bed.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Fuck sumthin'

Q: Do you smile often?
A winnin' smile the bes' trick in th'book >D

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Oh yeah, Foxxy c'n be reeeaaaal frie'ly >D

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:19:18 GMT

.....wait so...

Does Foxxy still have a job?

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:19:20 GMT

Ya'll are nuts, y'know that?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:43:40 GMT

I gots a new job. Mixin' drinks is fun.

Still ain't goin' to dat ball.

((Somebody force her plz?))

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:32:08 GMT

;laksjdlaks

WHAT DA HELL WAS IN DAT SOAP?

((Sorry I'm late; I was at my friend's going away party))

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:43:32 GMT

Maaaaaan iss borin' as hell out here! Dun ya'll got sumthin' t'do all day?

Whus this 'bout a ball? Ain't that when you dress up all fancy an' do that gay-ass dancin' an' shit? Fuck dat, dat ain't no rrl party!

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:37:20 GMT

Aight, Foxxy seen 'nuff o' this crazy place.

Where the exit at? Foxxy gettin' outta here.

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:05:21 GMT

Dass th'last time Foxxy let Spanky drive.

Where am I aniway? This ain't Hollywood!

Daym, mah head's killin' me. Bring on mo' beer!